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How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.
Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.
Cohones by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015
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Cuban slang wich is more intense than coño.
Mostly used as an insult or if your mad
fuck, damn............
Cohones! she still owes me 5 minutes
Cohones by BillTheBeaver May 13, 2005

cöhönes 

testiccles, baulsss
i have giant cöhönes
cöhönes by poopyholeenjoyer January 24, 2023

text cohones 

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.
Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
text cohones by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Phone Cohones 

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.
That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.
Phone Cohones by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009

dirty cojones 

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.
I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.
dirty cojones by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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