caffeinism 

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

caffeinism by Slentz42 July 13, 2017

caffeining up 

Drinking one cup of caffeine after the other to keep yourself awake to survive a long day at work.

Komal has been caffeining up all day.

Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.

caffeining up by yogapranam March 16, 2014

Caffeinoisseur 

An expert in everything caffeinated. Coffee, tea, soda pop, etc. (See coffeenoisseur).

A caffeinoisseur will be able to taste the difference between green tea from decaf tea..

Caffeinoisseur by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017

crime against caffeinity 

{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}

noun

1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.

2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.

Setting: End of blind date.

Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'

Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)

Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?

Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).

End scene.

crime against caffeinity by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017

caffeinomaniac

Someone who needs its caffeine fix right from the beginning of the day. May kill to get a coffee.

Norm is a real caffeinomaniac. First thing he does in the morning is always to fire up his espresso machine and brew a thick cup of black caffeinated petrol.

caffeinomaniac by LeBiochimiste January 11, 2013

Caffeinessed 

The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.

"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."

Caffeinessed by mo's handle July 3, 2017

caffeinist 

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

caffeinist by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020