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A song created by Ethan (crankgameplays) and Mark (markiplier) on Unus Annus with the help of the Gregory Brothers and Joshua King. It is a farewell to Marks van named the barrel.
The Barrel
This one goes out to the barrel
May she rest in peace
Well there once was a day that you were home alone
And you realized you didn't have a car of your own
So sittin' there strugglin' to come up with a plan
You said "Hell yeah, I need a van"
You called up an uber and went down to the shop
To figure out what kind of vans they got
Purple, orange, red and green
But you said "That white one is more like me"
Pre Chorus
Through all the toughest times in life
She's always been there rollin' by your side
Chorus
Oh, the Barrel
Lovin' you since that day
The Barrel
Takin' you to any place
The Barrel
Huggin' that old asphalt, yeah
The Barrel
And she'll always be rollin
Rollin' down the LA strip
Whenever we were ready we'd be taking a trip
Didn't really matter, day or night
You'd be flying down the streets, got me feeling just right
We cut on the music you'd be jackin' it up
Had a better bass boomin' than a pickup truck
She was flashy, sassy, little bit nasty
But when we'd wash her up she'd be lookin' real classy
Pre Chorus repeats
Chorus repeats
Rollin' through the pearly gates
'Cause on that dreadful day
She was no match for that old bat
That Ethan gave
But the road to your heart
Will forever be paved
With the tire tracks she made
'Cause
Pre Chorus repeats
Chorus repeats
This one goes out to the barrel
May she rest in peace
Well there once was a day that you were home alone
And you realized you didn't have a car of your own
So sittin' there strugglin' to come up with a plan
You said "Hell yeah, I need a van"
You called up an uber and went down to the shop
To figure out what kind of vans they got
Purple, orange, red and green
But you said "That white one is more like me"
Pre Chorus
Through all the toughest times in life
She's always been there rollin' by your side
Chorus
Oh, the Barrel
Lovin' you since that day
The Barrel
Takin' you to any place
The Barrel
Huggin' that old asphalt, yeah
The Barrel
And she'll always be rollin
Rollin' down the LA strip
Whenever we were ready we'd be taking a trip
Didn't really matter, day or night
You'd be flying down the streets, got me feeling just right
We cut on the music you'd be jackin' it up
Had a better bass boomin' than a pickup truck
She was flashy, sassy, little bit nasty
But when we'd wash her up she'd be lookin' real classy
Pre Chorus repeats
Chorus repeats
Rollin' through the pearly gates
'Cause on that dreadful day
She was no match for that old bat
That Ethan gave
But the road to your heart
Will forever be paved
With the tire tracks she made
'Cause
Pre Chorus repeats
Chorus repeats
by EmzieWemzie March 9, 2021
Get the The Barrelmug. A song Ethan (crankgameplays) made up on Unus Annus to warm viewers not to try what they were doing at home
The Disclaimer Song
Hey now, don't try it at home
Do do do do do
Hey now, don't try it
Don't you dare try it
You might die if you do this at home
Do do do do
Oh, here's the bridge, woah
Don't try it
Don't do the thing that we're about to do
Do do do do
Oh, don't try this at all, or you'll die if
You try this thing at home
Do do do do do
OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S THE DISCLAIMER SONG!
Don't try this at home
If you do, you might die
This is our disclaimer to you
Hey, don't be that guy
Just watch us do the thing you want to
Dooooo
Be safe
For me
But be safe
For you
Hey now, don't try it at home
Do do do do do
Hey now, don't try it
Don't you dare try it
You might die if you do this at home
Do do do do
Oh, here's the bridge, woah
Don't try it
Don't do the thing that we're about to do
Do do do do
Oh, don't try this at all, or you'll die if
You try this thing at home
Do do do do do
OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S THE DISCLAIMER SONG!
Don't try this at home
If you do, you might die
This is our disclaimer to you
Hey, don't be that guy
Just watch us do the thing you want to
Dooooo
Be safe
For me
But be safe
For you
by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021
Get the The Disclaimer Songmug. You'll Dig A Grave With Me
Digging our friend a grave
Digging our friend a grave
When the road gets rough ahead you can just dig a grave throw your friend in instead
No don't go back to that comfortable bed
Oh you'll dig a grave with me (Ay buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me (Oh come on)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee (Oh buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee
Digging our friend a grave
Digging our friend a grave
When the road gets rough ahead you can just dig a grave throw your friend in instead
No don't go back to that comfortable bed
Oh you'll dig a grave with me (Ay buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me (Oh come on)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee (Oh buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee
by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021
Get the You'll dig a grave with memug. Person 1: "Where did you get that painting?"
Person 2: "I got it from artthentic after I saw it on instagram"
Person 1: "Artthentic ... I'll have to check them out"
Person 2: "I got it from artthentic after I saw it on instagram"
Person 1: "Artthentic ... I'll have to check them out"
by EmzieWemzie January 15, 2021
Get the artthenticmug. Phrase made popular by Mark (markiplier) on Unus Annus when challenging himself to push his limits
Often said very dramatically
Often said very dramatically
by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021
Get the Further beyondmug. A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it
A recurring character on Unus Annus
A recurring character on Unus Annus
by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021
Get the Benjamin Ketchupmug. A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
Get the Temperature Blanketmug.