coffaine

A mixture of Coffee and Cocaine.

Dude 1: Hey man I feel really tired.

Dude 2: Try some Coffaine!

by DarkThunder December 14, 2015

Coffaine

A cup of coffee sprinkled with cocaine.

Person: Just had a coffaine to start the day!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

coffeine

Coffee that is drunk solely for the purpose of taking in caffeine. It is usually watered down with milk and sugar, and always of poor quality. It is consumed by caffeine addicts because it's a cheap and readily available fix; pleasure has nothing to do with it. Coffeine may taste like burnt poverty and dreams crushed in cubicles, but it'll give you a buzz just as that posh Fair Trade stuff your aunt's always raving about.

Marla slugged down the rest of the coffeine they were serving in styrofoam cups at the morning conference. It was times like these that she really hated herself.

by bachunderground September 9, 2013

Luka Couffaine

Luka Couffaine is the brother of Juleka Couffaine from miraculous ladybug. He is mysterious and charming and he is just a squishy protect him at all costs y'all. He loves Marinette more than I love my life. He plays the guitar. His turquoise hair is so pretty hairstylists are shaking.

Luka Couffaine is so hot. The sun can't relate.

by yoongi's left hand December 19, 2019

Luka Couffaine

legit so hoooot. HE IS SO NICE. PLEASE MARRY ME LUKA. SCREW MARINETTE SHE NEEDS TO BE WITH ADRIEN. MARRY ME INSTEAD!!!!

Luka Couffaine is so hot! I want him to marry me!

by PlaggIsLiterallySoIconic June 1, 2021

coffeine

caffeine obtained from coffee

This morning, I brewed some java to get a coffeine rush.

by coffeerocks! September 7, 2007

jasmine.couffaine

The coolest gen z person to every know who watches miraculous ladybug, she-ra princesses of power, and the owl house, also plays Roblox which is very mature

Omg is that jasmine.couffaine the best mutual you could ever have

by SmackUrMummy July 7, 2021