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cockgobblingthundercunt 

one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.

cockgoblin 

Any male who takes an interest in sucking and/or fondling other males' cocks.
Qarxu just can't keep himself away from Mhalgrim's cock: what a cockgoblin!
cockgoblin by Dmitry November 19, 2003

Cockgoblin 

An arrogant person who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually found in school, these people attempt to act like they are the bees knees, but end up looking like enormous douchebags. Cockgoblin can also refer to a short, fat child who makes sex jokes.
The cockgoblin walked around the locker hall with a swagger like he was the best thing to happen to this world.
Cockgoblin by SnoopSloth April 5, 2015

cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.
Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"
cockgobblin by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

cockgoblin 

Term used for some who acts the fool.

Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.

Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
"You're a fucking cockgoblin dude."

"Cockgoblin narc bitch."
cockgoblin by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004

Cockgoblin 

Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.

There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
Have you seen that Cockgoblin Chris?
Cockgoblin by King Guerilla October 4, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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