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Cockygoblin 

A person that reaches up another persons ass to grab shit and pull it out
Bro he’s a cockygoblin he pulled the shit right out of my ass
Cockygoblin by R6 vigil main November 10, 2020
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cockgobblingthundercunt 

one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.

cockgoblin 

Any male who takes an interest in sucking and/or fondling other males' cocks.
Qarxu just can't keep himself away from Mhalgrim's cock: what a cockgoblin!
cockgoblin by Dmitry November 19, 2003

Cockgoblin 

An arrogant person who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually found in school, these people attempt to act like they are the bees knees, but end up looking like enormous douchebags. Cockgoblin can also refer to a short, fat child who makes sex jokes.
The cockgoblin walked around the locker hall with a swagger like he was the best thing to happen to this world.
Cockgoblin by SnoopSloth April 5, 2015

cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.
Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"
cockgobblin by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

cockgoblin 

Term used for some who acts the fool.

Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.

Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
"You're a fucking cockgoblin dude."

"Cockgoblin narc bitch."
cockgoblin by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004

Cockgoblin 

Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.

There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
Have you seen that Cockgoblin Chris?
Cockgoblin by King Guerilla October 4, 2008
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