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cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.
Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"
by Shweetbox April 28, 2006
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Cockgobblin

Genna sure is a Cockgobblin.
by Gockcobblin January 9, 2020
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Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!
by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020
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Cockgobbler

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep
by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013
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Cockwomblingthundercunt

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.
That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt
by RectileDysfunktion February 3, 2021
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vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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cockgobblingthundercunt

one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.
by LadiesMan069 January 2, 2010
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