cockgoblin
cockgoblin by Dmitry November 19, 2003
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Cockgoblin
An arrogant person who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually found in school, these people attempt to act like they are the bees knees, but end up looking like enormous douchebags. Cockgoblin can also refer to a short, fat child who makes sex jokes.
The cockgoblin walked around the locker hall with a swagger like he was the best thing to happen to this world.
Cockgoblin by SnoopSloth April 5, 2015
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cockgoblin
Term used for some who acts the fool.
Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.
Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.
Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
cockgoblin by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004
Cockgoblin
Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.
There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
Cockgoblin by King Guerilla October 4, 2008
cockgoblin
plural:cockgobblins. def:
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
Guy 1: "yeah bro, I haven't showered in a few days its so gnardcore."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
cockgoblin by browneyedhurl February 1, 2009
cockgoblin
Came into use in the early 2000s; originating in the midwest, by a cockney bastard; must be spoken in a high-pitched voice; usually address a male, often times any member of the 1994 Chicago Blackhawks.
Can be a noun or a verb: Goddamnit Belfour, you fucking cockgoblin, make a goddamn save!
Jesus, Goulet sure is cockgobblin' it up around the net tonight.
Jesus, Goulet sure is cockgobblin' it up around the net tonight.
cockgoblin by GoBlues July 3, 2004
cockgoblin
when trading and you have a sizable profit under your belt, the cockgoblin is the small green/grey freak who will gobble your profits and your dignity in the blink of an eye...
"That fuck Trichet has started speaking, and the cockgoblin has has stolen my money.... fuck you cockgoblin"
"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."
(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"
"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."
(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"
cockgoblin by windy miller May 14, 2006