cockapeni 

another word for penis. a small penis. a woman-like penis. derogatory term for a panty-waist-ed Nancy boy.

His cockapeni left a lot to be desired.
He is such a cockapeni for talking to his wife that way.
Quit being a cockapeni and take it like a real man.

cockapeni by haywoodyoublowme July 5, 2011

cocksperience 

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.

"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"

cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cockateil

A sweet little bird in the shape of a tater tot.

Is that an angel nope just a cockateil

cockateil by Kirbee Da Cockateil December 22, 2017

Cockaroni 

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni

Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!

Cockaroni by Gas king March 17, 2021

Cockaroni Pizza 

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins

Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.

Cockaroni Pizza by Migrodamus October 16, 2009

cockaroni 

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

cockaroni by Marty March 9, 2005

cockamanian 

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
[cockamamie}

The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

cockamanian by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005