cockswatch 

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.

Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.

cockswatch by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004

Cocksquatch 

A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.

"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."

Cocksquatch by Chest Strongwell May 17, 2013

cockswat 

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.

My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.

cockswat by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

Cockscotch 

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

Cockscotch by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) 

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009