cocksquat

one who squats on cocks

That cocksquat got pwnd hard!!

cocksquat by Vitj September 22, 2003

Cockqualung 

The highly valued skill of being able to suck dick underwater without taking a breath for a long time.

Sheila used her cockqualung to go down on me for the longest time while we were in the pool. I blew my wad and she wasn't even out of air yet!

Cockqualung by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

Cocksquatch 

A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.

"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."

Cocksquatch by Chest Strongwell May 17, 2013

Cock Squat 

Fucking with the woman on top and squatting on the man's cock. Knees are off the bed and actual squats on done up and down on the cock. Hands hold the top of his shoulders for balance and leverage. Excellent cardio workout, great for the abs, quads, glutes and she controls the pace for her orgasm.

Sophie was getting quite a workout doing cock squats on Jay's cock.

Cock Squat by Sophie-Jo December 18, 2011

cockswat 

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.

My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.

cockswat by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

Cocksqueedle 

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

Cocksqueedle by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009