Cockshlap

Cockshlap: A derogatory reference to call someone who you preferably don't like.

Johnson: Hey Harry.
Harry: Yeah Johnson?
Johnson: You're a Cockshlap
Harry: fuck you Cockshlap.

by Aggrolas November 23, 2015

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

Cocklaphobia

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

by HD6 April 30, 2012

witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

by curtis450 September 7, 2017

CockSplat

1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm

1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me

by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004

cockslave

A woman or a man who is a subservient sexual slave to a dominant male.

The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.

This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.

That woman is so given to lustful desire she is destined to become satan's cockslave.

by DB January 13, 2005