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the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020
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Corporate Cockshaft
The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.
Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
Corporate Cockshaft by Rankojin July 15, 2004
Cocklaphobia
A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.
The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.
Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia
We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.
Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia
We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012
witless fucking cocksplat
a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017
CockSplat
CockSplat by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004
cockslave
A woman or a man who is a subservient sexual slave to a dominant male.
The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.
This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.
The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.
This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.