Rankojin's definitions

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

x play

A show that dates back to the orgins of zdtv when it was called Extended Play. It has managed to survive many years all the way from zdtv, techtv, and now G4techtv. With long time host Adam Sessler who has had two co-host to this point. The first Kate Botello, and now Morgan Webb.
The show is a mix of humor (mostly campy gags and over the top line reading) and gaming reviews, previews, interviews, etc.

Although x play can be irritating it can be quitean enjoyable show as well.

by Rankojin June 24, 2004

Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.

1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?

by Rankojin August 9, 2004

Batoosee

The dance Batman performs in the orginal 1966 Batman movie.

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batoosee?"
- Adam West, The Simpsons

by Rankojin February 13, 2005

Waffer Trash

Catholic girls who attend female Catholic schools, in turn being extremely aggressive toward males. Can be very skanked out. Waffer refers to communion. See Phil Hendries Show.

"So we have all these Poohbah skanked out waffer trash girls coming to our dances."
- RC Collinsworth, Phil Hendries Show

by Rankojin December 17, 2004

Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.

Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

the brig

A jail or prison on board a U.S. Navy or Coast Guard vessel.

Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny. Throw her in the brig.
Fry: We don't have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig."

by Rankojin September 8, 2004