Rankojin's definitions

Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.

1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?

by Rankojin August 9, 2004

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.

After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

Batoosee

The dance Batman performs in the orginal 1966 Batman movie.

"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batoosee?"
- Adam West, The Simpsons

by Rankojin February 13, 2005

Monkeywrenching

A type of most oftenly illegal sabotage for the means of slowing down, or making it counter effective to continue with a certain activity. Or simply to spread chaos.

Often used by activist for ecodefense against government sanctioned activity (clear cutting, polluting, etc.) by means of spiking trees, sugar in gas tanks of equipment, etc. Can also used against the statis quo and corporate america by wheat pasting bill boards, filling pay phones with vanille pudding, etc.

The best monkey wrenchers are never caught because they usally work alone and never tell anyone of their doings for that is how one is caught.

I often like to monkeywrench on the weekends since I'm forced to take the corporate cockshaft 5 days a week.

by Rankojin July 15, 2004

Thundercougarfalconbird

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.

Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

by Rankojin August 10, 2004

Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.

Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

Neutrality

Having no strong feelings on something one way or another, being neutral. Made popular by the Futurama episode "Brannigan Begin Again."

"What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
- Zapp Brannigan

by Rankojin August 3, 2004