Cockpire
Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!
Cockpire by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008
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cockpire
a vagepire towards dicks, basically meaning someone who gives head while the poor penis has been cut and/or is bleeding.
Jimmy: Last night at the gay strip club, I totally got it on with Raul. we had a super time, and I even got to give him some of that becky. :)
Will: Wtf? I know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile cock like his that can easily break and bleed? Was it red at the end?
Jimmy: Yes it was, is that bad?
Will: Damn you really are a cockpire.
Will: Wtf? I know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile cock like his that can easily break and bleed? Was it red at the end?
Jimmy: Yes it was, is that bad?
Will: Damn you really are a cockpire.
cockpire by willythebassman November 26, 2009
Putting out a Cockfire
When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.
The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".
Putting out a Cockfire by AnkleSpankerTubeSteak August 17, 2009
COCKFIRE
Slightly adulterated nickname of a particular elitist british hacker from manchester, some of whose antics were widely reported by the press in the 90s.
Hacker A: Hey who's that skinny cunt doing lines in the corner and kickbanning ppl on irc?
Hacker B: Oh yeah thats Cockfire, britains most notorious whacker.
Hacker B: Oh yeah thats Cockfire, britains most notorious whacker.
COCKFIRE by auldephuker March 17, 2011
cockpiece
cockpiece by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.