Cockpire

Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!

That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.

by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

Cockpire

A beast that is only interested in biting off and keeping lepper penis.

Look out for the filthy cockpire, he'll bite you dick off!

by batreast August 26, 2011

cockpire

a vagepire towards dicks, basically meaning someone who gives head while the poor penis has been cut and/or is bleeding.

Jimmy: Last night at the gay strip club, I totally got it on with Raul. we had a super time, and I even got to give him some of that becky. :)
Will: Wtf? I know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile cock like his that can easily break and bleed? Was it red at the end?
Jimmy: Yes it was, is that bad?
Will: Damn you really are a cockpire.

by willythebassman November 26, 2009

Putting out a Cockfire

When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.

The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".

by AnkleSpankerTubeSteak August 17, 2009

Cockpirate

some mug (male) that loves cocks

your a cockpirate

by leeseephh August 6, 2008

COCKFIRE

Slightly adulterated nickname of a particular elitist british hacker from manchester, some of whose antics were widely reported by the press in the 90s.

Hacker A: Hey who's that skinny cunt doing lines in the corner and kickbanning ppl on irc?

Hacker B: Oh yeah thats Cockfire, britains most notorious whacker.

by auldephuker March 17, 2011

cockpiece

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007