Cocknap

Someone who got kidnapped at the University of South Carolina

Jamya got cocknapped!

by fallecimiento December 3, 2024

cocknative dissonance

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

by A squared April 20, 2015

cocknasty

Nastier than the nastiest thing you can imagine. It's not just nasty, it's cocknasty.

Matt- I just farted.
Chris- Your flatulance is cocknasty!

by Snug-E Bling May 12, 2009

cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockraptor

a girl who cannot control herself around cock and ends up attacking any cock in sight and taking it back to her room.

"Dude, i was just standing there and that girl started kissing me! she was a total cockraptor!"

by theraptors March 31, 2010

Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011