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cocklobster

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron
Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?
by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009
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Cocklobster

He went to a nude beach and now has got a cocklobster
by anonymous March 15, 2024
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Cocklobster

A female or gay man who is basically attached to any cock. They have no shame. Synonym of whore or slut.
DAMN, YEA I KNOW ALLY SHE IS A STRAIGHT COCKLOBSTER.
by Dirtyasclean January 30, 2026
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Cockfosters

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line
London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"
by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011
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cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
by exactly April 3, 2003
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Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.
Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.
by Freska1181 July 21, 2017
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Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!
Drink my Cockfosters!
by Ian Chode July 23, 2003
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