Clocklobsters

Noun

A bigger, more fierce version of general crabs

"she gave ya clocklobsters bro, they make a cream for that"

by CooperMotorsports February 17, 2024

cocklobster

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron

Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?

by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009

Cocklobster

When you get sunburn on your penis

He went to a nude beach and now has got a cocklobster

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Cocklobster

A female or gay man who is basically attached to any cock. They have no shame. Synonym of whore or slut.

DAMN, YEA I KNOW ALLY SHE IS A STRAIGHT COCKLOBSTER.

by Dirtyasclean January 30, 2026