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Cockumentary
n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007
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(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
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cockliment
A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."
or
"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
or
"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
cockliment by Luke Charles March 6, 2008
cockliment
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