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Cocklament

It was a cocklament
by Favorite fag March 18, 2017
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Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
by VRH November 19, 2007
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cocklement

A complement of a cock either yours or someones.
Guy 1:Hey jimmy nice cock
Guy2: Thank you for the cocklement
by Snare23 November 16, 2009
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cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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cockliment

A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."

or

"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
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complament fish

one of the more commonly fished for specimens of the deep sea.
going fishing for complaments.
by MLE vonn July 3, 2005
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cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.
OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!
by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011
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