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Clompliment 

When you're trying to give someone a compliment, and then realise it was more of an insult. Generally followed by backtracking and apologies.
"That skirt is great at hiding your fat thights!"

"!!!!"

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry - that was a bit of a clompliment"
Clompliment by exquisitefire October 28, 2009

cocklement 

A complement of a cock either yours or someones.
Guy 1:Hey jimmy nice cock
Guy2: Thank you for the cocklement
cocklement by Snare23 November 16, 2009

cockliment 

A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."

or

"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
cockliment by Luke Charles March 6, 2008

cockliment 

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.
OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!
cockliment by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

Cockpliment 

A compliment on one's cock, usually given by a lady the first time she see's it.
*Woman unzips mans pants to find a monster hiding*

Woman: "Oh my, I'll have the footlong."

Man: "Thank you for the cockpliment."
Cockpliment by DuffmanOfTheCosmos October 16, 2012

Crocliment 

A compliment only for people wearing Crocs.
Omg Mike, I love your crocs!

Thanks for the Crocliment!
Crocliment by DMercedes March 3, 2019
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