cockabent
karson has a cockabent
cockabent by sausage licked April 19, 2022
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cockbender
Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender
cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007
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Cockbending
Cockbending is the newest artform.
Cockbending by My friends call me nathan June 28, 2020
Cockumentary
n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007
Cockcentration
It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.
Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015
Cockcentrate
When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.
Cockcentrate by Schuman Heinrick June 30, 2010
cockbeat
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?
Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.
Friend 1: I understand.
Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.
Friend 1: I understand.
cockbeat by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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