n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

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Cockcentration

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.

It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.

Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

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Cockcentrate

When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.

I saw a hot girl at school, i cockcentrated on her when i got back home.

Cockcentrate by Schuman Heinrick June 30, 2010

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cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.

cockbeat by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

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