Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.

Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.

by karmazone December 23, 2010

cockdazzle

When a girl or guy pulls your pants down to give you head and is flabbergasted and often intimidated by the size of your dick.

that skank Latisha was cockdazzled by the size of my dick and didnt give me head

by johnnyjohnson1196 November 15, 2009

cocknozzle

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)

He's just a total cocknozzle.

by Schmuck July 7, 2003

crackjazzle

blingy material to distract the world from your asscrack

or

sparkles glued to your lower back, ala tramp stamp style

Love the lowrise look, but hate the breeze in your butt crack? Add some crackjazzle to your jeans with a new product.

by Mrs Malice April 27, 2010

Cocknozzle

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.

Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!

by akendall July 8, 2009

Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.

I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.

by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015

cockizzle

Ebonics for "cock."
Also a variation of "fo' shizzle my nizzle"

Suck my cockizzle, bizzle!

by Kremit March 28, 2003