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cocknozzle 

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)
He's just a total cocknozzle.
cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

Cocknozzle 

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009

Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.
I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.
Cockmuzzle by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015
Ebonics for "cock."
Also a variation of "fo' shizzle my nizzle"
Suck my cockizzle, bizzle!
cockizzle by Kremit March 28, 2003

Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.
Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.
Cockjazzle by karmazone December 23, 2010
(v). to decorate your penis with jewels, thus bedazzling your cock.
"He's ugly as shit... but he cockazzles, so it's okay."
Cockazzle by bvbforever15 October 4, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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