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cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.
andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

Cockatier 

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009

cocklizard 

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.
Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "
cocklizard by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006

cockslider 

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.
"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"
cockslider by Freshest slays June 20, 2016

Cockgliders 

Local motorcycle group located in silver creek, New York founded by Mr Hardon
MR Hardon loves to take the cockgliders down to pickle park for the motorcycle rally
Cockgliders by Albionpussy July 25, 2023

cockatier 

Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.
You're not going to win me over, Bob! So stop cockatiering.
cockatier by fronc08 January 23, 2011

CockGlider 

When a man is failing to insert his penis inside a woman. He will ask the woman to insert it for him.
"OMG Last night i had to cockglider Jason"
CockGlider by Glider January 13, 2013
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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