cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.

andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

by andrea eats rainbows May 31, 2009

Cockalitis

Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .

Dude did you just cough ?
Yes,?
You have cockalitis .

by EdwardoPenisHand. March 13, 2011

cockalate

when whip out your cock and start to jack off with out porn.

i cockalate with out my mother knowing.

by steven la February 12, 2009

cockal

Being in the region around the cock.

I was at this bar and these two whores were rubbing my cockal region.

by uggh1134 June 06, 2006

Cockal region

The area where the genitals are. Typically between the legs.

cock dick junk

"I want you to do me while you wear the Easter Bunny costume, but since it's like a jumpsuit, I'll have to split the seam in the cockal region"

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

cockal tunnel syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation

Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

by drew 100 February 27, 2007

cockal tunnel

The pain you experience in a wrist from excessive masturbation

Dude, your sister won't give it up and now i have cockal tunnel.

by Awesomeness9216 July 02, 2014