cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.

andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

by andrea eats rainbows May 30, 2009

Cockatier

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.

I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.

by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009

cocklizard

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.

Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "

by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006

cockslider

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

by Freshest slays June 20, 2016

Cockgliders

Local motorcycle group located in silver creek, New York founded by Mr Hardon

MR Hardon loves to take the cockgliders down to pickle park for the motorcycle rally

by Albionpussy July 25, 2023

cockatier

Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.

You're not going to win me over, Bob! So stop cockatiering.

by fronc08 January 23, 2011

CockGlider

When a man is failing to insert his penis inside a woman. He will ask the woman to insert it for him.

"OMG Last night i had to cockglider Jason"

by Glider January 13, 2013