A raging Bitch. She tends to gets knocked up in order to collect child support and live on welfare. She is a cheater. She likes to keep her children away from their father and has a history of dating felons
Asked to see my daughter, but was denied by my ex wife. She's such a twat nazi
When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby
My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!
Buy a
Poo-traction’s
mug!
When you keep a snack in your pocket just Incase you get hungry before dinner
Liz: I’m starving and it’s only 3 o’clock
Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.
Liz: that would be great
Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)
When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.
Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.
Monkey Nuts
The Junk of a Monkey
Look at that Monkey, he has some big monkles between his tree sitters.
A Smelly Elephant
The smell-ephants are my favorite animals at the zoo, but I wish they weren’t so stinky.
