Definitions by FunkyValleyMom

Smell-ephant 

A Smelly Elephant

The smell-ephants are my favorite animals at the zoo, but I wish they weren’t so stinky.

Smell-ephant by FunkyValleyMom September 28, 2020

Poo-traction’s 

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

Poo-traction’s by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018

Monkles 

Monkey Nuts
The Junk of a Monkey

Look at that Monkey, he has some big monkles between his tree sitters.

Monkles by FunkyValleyMom November 8, 2018

Pocket-tizer 

When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.

Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.

Pocket-tizer by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018

Pocketizer 

When you keep a snack in your pocket just Incase you get hungry before dinner

Liz: I’m starving and it’s only 3 o’clock

Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.

Liz: that would be great

Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)

Pocketizer by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018

Twat Nazi 

A raging Bitch. She tends to gets knocked up in order to collect child support and live on welfare. She is a cheater. She likes to keep her children away from their father and has a history of dating felons

Asked to see my daughter, but was denied by my ex wife. She's such a twat nazi

Twat Nazi by FunkyValleyMom December 20, 2014