Coker

A kind of panda bear that looks and speaks like a human. He tends to drink lots of Mountain Dew and makes inhuman noises. He knows everything there is to know about anything music related.
Damn Coker, stop playing so much yugioh and gimme some Mountain Dew
by xzawkx August 10, 2011
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Coker

A unicycle with a very large wheel diameter, used in long distance riding. The bigger wheel gives the unicycle the ablility to move over great distances in relativily short periods of time, while still amazing everone who sees it.
I traveled across China in 61 days on my Coker.
by Vortex April 28, 2003
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Coker

A person who cleans fireplaces. Yes, this sad sad occupation is what my family evidently did hundreds of years ago.


GET THE DAMN COKER TO CLEAN THIS MOFUCKIN FIREPLACE!
by Zsou July 26, 2008
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Coker

one who dose lots of coke
Damn cokers always on my door step somking crack!
by Inner City April 29, 2003
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Coker

These guys are very Extra. The types of guys that are very out there but social basics are a difficult subject for them. They love to spoil shows and movies and can’t wait to see what happens next and instead asks constant questions. Usually a very docile creature, but beat him in beer pong and he will cold clock you into next month. Steal his girl and he will shit on your porch. Many things he says will often make you question what’s really going on in his head. Highly suggest keeping your distance.
Yo just watch them damn show and don’t be so Coker about it
by Full-send psychopath July 24, 2018
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Cokered

A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.
"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."
by Project AV April 15, 2013
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Cokerized

To be overwhelmed with apathy. To lose confidence, vitality, and aggression, especially in the face of a heart-breaking loss.
I used to get ticked off when the Hurricanes would lose, but now I've almost come to expect it. I've been Cokerized.
by CanesAreAble September 05, 2006
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