Cockelshock
Cockelshock by Sodomymaster2 July 10, 2019
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Cockshock
Similar to the aftershock of an earthquake, cockshock is the aftershock one experiences from either giving or receiving the cock. Cockshock most often occurs the day proceeding intercourse and acts as a chilling flashback of events experienced during the intercourse.
The cockshock Mary experienced was almost too much to bear, if only she had consumed more alcoholic beverages to erase the memories completely.
Cockshock by Stella Cason December 29, 2016
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cockshocking by himynameisdillion May 21, 2009
cockshock
The feeling of uneasiness associated with rushing into sex.
When you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it's like, "whoa, I got cockshocked".
This person may be someone you've just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.
It leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.
Both your body and spirit will be shaken.
When you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it's like, "whoa, I got cockshocked".
This person may be someone you've just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.
It leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.
Both your body and spirit will be shaken.
cockshock by Cockshocker October 1, 2010
cockshock
the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.
Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"
Cockshock
Cockshock by Jesuspuncher August 30, 2020
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cocklespock by cheetopuff September 28, 2020
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