Jim402's definitions

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008