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cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills
Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender
cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.
Cockbending is the newest artform.

cockblind 

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.
"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.

Cockboarding 

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.
Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.
Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.
Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

cockbunny 

A cock bunny is a girl who like the cock.. i mean alot, this girl is on a cock diet.. i made it up from the word Beach bunny.see a beach bunny is a girl who hangs out on the beach alot or near it, so a cock bunny is a girl who hang out near cock all day
"man my teacher is such a cockbunny, she wont leave my father alone"
cockbunny by stephan August 19, 2003