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Cockbonding 

A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.
Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.
Cockbonding by Xaime May 28, 2019
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Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.
Cockbending is the newest artform.

Cockboarding 

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.
Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.
Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

cockbanging

1.the physical motion of banging a cock or male genital, also known as a penis.
2. alternate term for sex
dude that chick was totally cockbanging me after we got home.

Cockblinding

The sexual act of forcing one's dick into a partner's eye balls, pushing them deep into the brain. During the ejaculation, the partner on the receiving end typically tries to keep her eyes open wide while man yogurt floods her eyelids.
John and Mary had an excellent cockblinding session in the library bathroom.
Cockblinding by theredcup September 8, 2019

Cockboxing

To blow another guy in a car, predominantly in a homosexual manner.
Fag 1: Bro, it's fucking raining out! How are we supposed to go to our vocal therapy classes?
Fag 2: Fuck it, let's take your truck Spartacock!
Fag 1: Yeah, you want to blow each other off in Spartacock before we go?
Fag 2: Sure! I could really use a good cockboxing today!
Cockboxing by TheKimmer April 3, 2015

Rockbonding  

Bonding with one's family using the game rockband as a medium.
guy 1: dude, where have u been all day?

Guy 2: Hell dude, i been rockbonding with the family
Rockbonding by Boss13 December 25, 2008