by stephan August 10, 2003

i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
by Stephan February 26, 2005

by Stephan February 26, 2005

the weapon of choice whilst in the heat of a kitchen battle...with the mouse king that lives in the walls of your house.
1. I had to use my pottery knife to ward off the hordes of mice. 2. Joe reached for his pottery knife to fend off the attack of the Mouse King, to no prevail....
by Stephan February 26, 2005

by stephan September 03, 2003

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia
i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.
by Stephan February 26, 2005
