Cockboard

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

cockhoarder

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.

Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!

by nolabexar August 29, 2009

Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

Cockhard

Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.

Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.

ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.

ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!

by badkarma927 June 3, 2007

cocksnard

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.

I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!

by Corrosion King April 13, 2014

Cockhardy

Describes a guy who has a hardy cock

Bro can go all night with that thing. He's hella cockhardy!

by Xaime May 4, 2016

cocklord

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.

Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord

by bodhi January 19, 2003