Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
by Cantalopian May 03, 2016
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