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Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.
What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.
Cockamania by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018
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cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.
i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!
cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.
"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."
cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004
Word of the Day on September 9, 2022
Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.
You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?
Cockamany by John Mady May 1, 2010

Cockmonia 

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time
Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon
Cockmonia by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

cockamamie

Talking out of your ass. Bullshit.
He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

cockamamie by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006

Cockaganda 

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.
Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
Cockaganda by Coocootrain July 17, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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