Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

Cockamania by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!

cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Cockamany

Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.

You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?

Cockamany by John Mady May 1, 2010

Cockmonia 

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time

Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon

Cockmonia by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

cockamamie

Talking out of your ass. Bullshit.

He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

cockamamie by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006

Cockaganda 

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

Cockaganda by Coocootrain July 17, 2009