When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleeplast night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right thereon the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.
This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.