Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016

noodle cock

ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it

screw you noodle cock.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019

cocknoodle

a cocknoddle is a a long, thin and flacid catalac in which rides throughout the womans vagina into her place where she makes vaginal secretions and then takes her mothers pubic hair and glues it to her face because she is a cross dresser and thus also has an implanted penis. this implanted penis is called a cocknoodle.

the cross dresson that sucked my dick for a doller had a cocknoodle.

by jush ravers September 14, 2007

Cockdoodler

One who can perform the act of felatio much like they were playing a wind insturment and are quite excentric about it.

Dude, your girl is such a cockdoodler! That girl was the craziest cockdoodler ever. So no one has ever gone all cockdoodler on you?

by Elongator November 14, 2009