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cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get
"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."
cock gargler by Steven February 26, 2005
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Cock gargler

Someone who gargles dicks for a living
Mom I wanna go to college to be a cock gargler!!!!!
Cock gargler by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

Cock Gaggler 

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"

Dirty Cock Gargle 

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.
Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!

gargle-on-my-cock 

She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.
(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.

cockgargler 

Derogatary term for one who frequently performs fellatio. Often implies sexual promiscuity. See slut, cumgullet.
Do you have to be such a cockgargler?
cockgargler by Kiyohira June 14, 2005
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