gargle

-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros

-stems from gargling balls

"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."

"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."

"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)

by wafflehouse April 1, 2009

Gargle

A slang term heard in Ireland for beer.

Was John on the gargle last night?

by AndyDNI September 30, 2011

gargle

vibrating a liquid in your throat

she gargled the fluid

by That Bum May 27, 2005

gargle

Upon dying, the soon-to-be-corpse in question sometimes makes a gargling noise. Drawing from this, to gargle means to die or to kill someone - depending on context.

He gargled = He died
I gargled him = I killed him
Gargle, you SOB! = Die, you SOB!

by Annihilator-tPW October 28, 2013

gargle

this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.

Spit or Swallow? Gargle!

by vojtart April 27, 2006

Gargle

A murder of crows,
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,

A gargle of gay men.

When I went to a cookout at the Cuff, I was tickled at seeing the gargle of gay men.

by Shubrick August 30, 2013

gargle

Alcoholic drink.

gargled = drunk

C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.

by Gheorghe Hagi August 8, 2005