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Cobswobbler

British v ersion of the word "cock sucker" more commonly used by no one, since my wife made it up.
oh ted! youre a real cobswobbler, you son of bitch.
by u/Cobswobbler November 8, 2022
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CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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Cockwobbler

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.
Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.
by TrevBot June 7, 2013
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cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"
by David Troutt May 29, 2008
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cobnobbler

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.
by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006
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cobknobbler

one who knobbles the cob.
anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler
by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009
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Cogswabblers

Someone who is just the fucking worst. They are annoying and wrong at the same time and they make no sense. They also tend to be rude.
Their mom and sister are such cogswabblers, saying that ADHD isn't a reason to have issues paying attention!
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