Cobswobbler 

British v ersion of the word "cock sucker" more commonly used by no one, since my wife made it up.

oh ted! youre a real cobswobbler, you son of bitch.

Cobswobbler by u/Cobswobbler November 8, 2022

CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

Cockwobbler 

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.

Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.

Cockwobbler by TrevBot June 7, 2013

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008

cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.

Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

cobnobbler by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006

cobknobbler 

one who knobbles the cob.

anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler

cobknobbler by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009

Cogswabblers

Someone who is just the fucking worst. They are annoying and wrong at the same time and they make no sense. They also tend to be rude.

Their mom and sister are such cogswabblers, saying that ADHD isn't a reason to have issues paying attention!

Cogswabblers by Cogswabblers_suck.com/ihateyou April 12, 2021