cobswabbled 

Mollywhopped, stomped, shut out

The game was 0-97 we got mollywhopped, cobswabbled, and stomped.

cobswabbled by ScruffyVibes July 16, 2024

Cogswabbled 

Absolutely flabbergasted. In great shock and awe.

Frank: “I was completely cogswabbled when I saw the size of that pimple.”

Cogswabbled by Edword January 14, 2025

Cogswabblers

Someone who is just the fucking worst. They are annoying and wrong at the same time and they make no sense. They also tend to be rude.

Their mom and sister are such cogswabblers, saying that ADHD isn't a reason to have issues paying attention!

Cogswabblers by Cogswabblers_suck.com/ihateyou April 12, 2021

Cobswobbler 

British v ersion of the word "cock sucker" more commonly used by no one, since my wife made it up.

oh ted! youre a real cobswobbler, you son of bitch.

Cobswobbler by u/Cobswobbler November 8, 2022

Cornswabbled

to be completely and utterly shocked, surprised or confused.

or to be absolutely dogged on, mainly in football

This test got be cornswabbled.

Bro is cornswabbled☠️
CORNELIUS JUST GOT CORNSWABBLED BY QUANTAVIOUS!!

Cornswabbled by QuantaviousDingleberryIII. Jr April 23, 2023

cobsquabbled 

Holy eff im in shock, surprised in a bad way

That guy just nutted in his friends mouth, wow am i cobsquabbled

cobsquabbled by Cold813 December 24, 2023