Cobis

Any one with this name is known to be the most homosexual person on the planet.

wow he's being such a Cobis right now.

by jefferyphillips1991 March 21, 2020

Cobis

when a classmate has to poop during school ours and has to leave campus.

Thomas left school because he had to do a Cobis.

by jefferyphillips1991 April 11, 2020

Cobiltata

Professional macedonian steroid dealer with dentist degree that looks asymmetrical and goes on amateur professional bodybuilding contests to be last place.

U need some testestorone? Cobiltata can hook u up with some.

by Autizam December 16, 2018

You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Cobson

Formerly just a 'jak based on a character from The Lawnmower Man, Cobson is an extremely controversial 'jak. Starting out as an ordinary jak, Cobson soon gained a following who considered him a "god tier wojack". Notable for having stolen the 10,000,000 get on /s4s/. However, Cobson started to be associated with BBC spam, which he has become known for, likely due to astroturfing. Later, MAPson also emerged with numerous edits of Cobson portrayed as a MAP were shilled, and is associated with 'p spam. Due to this, many people vehemently dislike Cobson since these edits have become more popular than normal Cobson. There still are rare Cobson gems such as the Cobtable, but BBCson and MAPson have arguably overshadowed them.

Person 1: Cobson is a god tier wojack!
Person 2: Coalson albeit, HWNBAG

by swedishwin September 21, 2022

Cobbished

When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.

Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.

by thecampingtripmvp May 20, 2017

CobStand

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.

The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.

by WordsthatareRandom May 24, 2019