cobsmacked 

utterly astounded by the joy that comes from eating Cobs popcorn for the very first time.

I tried this new popcorn the other day and I was so cobsmacked I couldn't stop myself from eating the the whole packet. How do they do it?

cobsmacked by Cobs4Life April 30, 2013

Cobsmacked 

Intense surprise or astonishment brought upon by the Huskers, the University or the State of Nebraska in general.
Often times resulting in speechlessness.

The first time he witnessed Memorial Stadium in person, he was left Cobsmacked.

Cobsmacked by Cobsmacked February 18, 2022

gobsmacked 

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.

i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto

gobsmacked by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Gobsmacked 

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

Gobsmacked by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

gobsmacked 

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

gobsmacked by Buttershots February 22, 2019

cocksmacked 

the opposite of pussywhipped.

damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to take your balls back and cocksmack that bitch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is cocksmacked, you dont see him asking permission.

cocksmacked by runn141 May 17, 2009

Jobsmacked 

A description of the feeling a person gets after receiving a piece of shock news concerning their employment i.e. demotion, redundancy, loss of benefit, changes to working routines or dismissal. Often due to unforeseen circumstances which lead to the recipient ending up in said state.

"Well, what can i say? The company told us this morning that they are moving all manufacturing over to China before this year is out. I was completely jobsmacked when I heard...."

Jobsmacked by Northstar77 July 21, 2009