goalposting

Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two uprights.

Dude, my girlfriend and her friend were drinking together when I got home and I convinced them to do some goalposting with me.

by Goalposter April 15, 2020

Goalposting

Pretending to know something, but you don’t.

Stop goalposting, you wasn’t even there…

by Ol’Jawn October 17, 2025

Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.

"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

by some anime pfp May 5, 2023

Goatposting

a general bad act of lying by the user heyy lil gaot in Meiya's community

Goat: Chat i will not go to bed.

Goat a few minutes later: sorry Chat i lied.

all the other: damn he is Goatposting again

by Saturi_727 September 10, 2023

Golfposting

Golfposting is a term coined by users of Code Golf Stack Exchange, meaning incomprehensible or strange jokes about code golf, esoteric programming languages, and programming in general.

"two can play at the golfposting game my friend ;p "

by ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ December 19, 2021

Coalposting

Engaging in sub-human or inhumane acts.

Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!

by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023

goreposting

When someone online starts posting gore (usually in a chatroom or group chat) without warning, asking others, or tagging the content if on social media.

person 1: dude, some guy just started goreposting for literally no reason in the DND channel. 😬😬😬
person 2: that's actually fucked up

by jesterjokey93 November 26, 2023