Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two uprights.
Dude, my girlfriend and her friend were drinking together when I got home and I convinced them to do some goalposting with me.
by Goalposter April 15, 2020
when a girl fingers herself in pussy and ass, with index finger and ring finger, resembles a goalpost
by Blunt Man October 31, 2003
The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.
When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.
by thejimler May 5, 2015
The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.
by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022
by darren hanson April 27, 2004
The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021