Mattjod's definitions

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Stegosaurus

A slang term for sexual intercourse, involving eating vegetables.

I'm gonna stegosaurus you all night long tonight baby~

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

AFK Farm

A setup in a video game that allows a player to amass items without doing anything. Often associated with the game Minecraft.

I built an AFK farm for sugarcane to run overnight.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Boof

A portmanteau of the words "buff" and "oof." Mainly used as a nickname for the buff Roblox noob.

Look at that person's avatar, dressed like a Boof!

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Squeak

A member of the Squeaks, the main opposition in the video game Kirby Squeak Squad.

Here come the Squeaks!

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Minority

A term used by companies to describe people who are not white.

"We're looking to hire people from minority groups!"
"Great, I'm a trans, gay, and disabled person!"
"Are you white?"
"Yes."
"Not applicable."

by Mattjod March 14, 2021

OiI

A word that looks similar to "oil" in typefaces with identical "I" and "l" characters.

Person 1: oiI
Person 2: why did you say "oil"
person 3: i didn't

by Mattjod June 7, 2022