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catposting 

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".
a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle
catposting by Heriek112 September 14, 2023

Coalposting 

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

ChitPosting

When the people of "Chit Chat Launceston Tasmania" post shitposts and go fishing for dumb fucks to take the bait
Thomas was Chitposting when asked if people would be going to Festivale this year via rescue helicopter because his wallet was just stolen from Kmart (he hated the new layout) and he needed a gofund me to afford that and also caramilk
ChitPosting by BrianCarlton May 12, 2018

cuteposting 

The act of typing in a way that is meant to be overly cute. This may or may not include emoticons, dashes to imply stuttering, emotes, tildes, referring to oneself in third person or media to accompany the message.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Person 3 around?
Person 2: Yeah, they’ve been cuteposting a lot in general chat.
Person 3: H-hello! Person 3 heard you were looking for them? ;w; I-is Person 3 in trouble? unu
Person 2: See what I mean?
cuteposting by sumchikoontendy August 21, 2019

catfisting 

-fishing for catfish using only bare hands
-fisting a cat
I went catfisting the other day, and caught a catfish
catfisting by anuskamikaze September 3, 2012

Composting 

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
Composting by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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