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catposting

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.
I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.
by Mattjod May 17, 2022
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catposting

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".
a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle
by Heriek112 September 14, 2023
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Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
by some anime pfp May 5, 2023
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ChitPosting

When the people of "Chit Chat Launceston Tasmania" post shitposts and go fishing for dumb fucks to take the bait
Thomas was Chitposting when asked if people would be going to Festivale this year via rescue helicopter because his wallet was just stolen from Kmart (he hated the new layout) and he needed a gofund me to afford that and also caramilk
by BrianCarlton May 12, 2018
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cuteposting

The act of typing in a way that is meant to be overly cute. This may or may not include emoticons, dashes to imply stuttering, emotes, tildes, referring to oneself in third person or media to accompany the message.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Person 3 around?
Person 2: Yeah, they’ve been cuteposting a lot in general chat.
Person 3: H-hello! Person 3 heard you were looking for them? ;w; I-is Person 3 in trouble? unu
Person 2: See what I mean?
by sumchikoontendy August 21, 2019
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catfisting

-fishing for catfish using only bare hands
-fisting a cat
I went catfisting the other day, and caught a catfish
by anuskamikaze September 3, 2012
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Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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