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Coalposting 

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

catposting 

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.
I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.
catposting by Mattjod May 17, 2022

Copeposting 

Another word for damage control.
Indication of a insecure person with a big ego.
Usually projection of a person upon another person or a group of the person's problems
I was having a good time with my friends but one of them started copeposting about his girlfriend so we sat him down.
Copeposting by Moonlover98 December 7, 2018

Composing with James 

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration
Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

catposting 

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".
a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle
catposting by Heriek112 September 14, 2023

Composing his Alphabet 

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters
Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"