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Coalposting 

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

cuteposting 

The act of typing in a way that is meant to be overly cute. This may or may not include emoticons, dashes to imply stuttering, emotes, tildes, referring to oneself in third person or media to accompany the message.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Person 3 around?
Person 2: Yeah, they’ve been cuteposting a lot in general chat.
Person 3: H-hello! Person 3 heard you were looking for them? ;w; I-is Person 3 in trouble? unu
Person 2: See what I mean?
cuteposting by sumchikoontendy August 21, 2019

Copegoating 

When you are struggling to cope so you project your issues onto someone else.

A combination of Cope and Scapegoating.
"He can't handle his ever-increasing insecurity so he's copegoating onto others."
Copegoating by BarnabyBee February 2, 2023

Composting 

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
Composting by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017

Composting 

Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm.

Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.
1. Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding.

2. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City.
Composting by Jebediah T July 21, 2011

Composting Flumpter 

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor
John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.
Composting Flumpter by Chimikin October 5, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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