CoWain't 

Definition: can't, won't, ain't are excuses if you want it , then why wait?
Meaning : want something but don't want to have to wait for it.
Why wait for what you want ?

Examples:
I cowain't to go see you so be there at 1pm on the dot.
I cowain't to get that tattoo so I'm leaving now to get it.
I cowain't to taste those tacos , give them to me now.

CoWain't by GlamourQueen#1 January 19, 2023

The Cobain Effect 

A state of confusion and retardedness that makes it seem like your baked/high and paying no attention whatsoever. You will also seem really, really out of it and "happy".

"Dude, did you do your algebra homework last night?"
"Did I go home and sleep with a bush?"
"No, did you do your homework?!?"
"Oh, uhh, no."
"Damn you, Cobain Effect."

"In a recent study, it is found that 1 out of 4 people will experience 'The Cobain Effect', which makes you seem high and unaware of what a person is saying. It just happened to me like 5 minutes ago!"

The Cobain Effect by David789 April 18, 2008

The Kurt Cobain 

When a man pulls out right before climaxing and aims his penis at his own face and ejaculates.

Billy: "Donnie, why do you have jizz all over your face?"

Donnie: "Don't worry Billy, it's mine - I was just pounding my wife and decided to spice things up a bit and did The Kurt Cobain"

The Kurt Cobain by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009

The Kurt Cobain 

it's the opposite to the rusty trambone. the rusty trambone is where a girl licks a guys ass while jerking him off thus making the actions of a trambone. the kurt cobain is where u lick a girls asshole and finger her as if your shooting yourself in the head. you get bonus points if the girl is on her rag. my cousin matt g. created the kurt cobain...but i james R was the first to do it and yes i got the bonus points!

i was with a girl last and i used the kurt cobain on her!

The Kurt Cobain by james rowls, matt goves May 9, 2008

the kurt cobain 

When you are jerking off while sitting up and blow a load up under your chin with a force resembling that of a shot gun blast.

The Kurt Cobain is why you aim for your chest, not your face.

the kurt cobain by dom matt April 11, 2008

Thomas Cowan 

A thot who goes to school

Person: Look its Thomas Cowan
Person 2: Yea its the thot

Thomas Cowan by Thomas The Thot October 29, 2018

The Kurt Cobain 

An awkward dance that has NOTHING to do with Kurt Cobain. Defined by 2 awkward individuals residing in Sydney.

"E'rbody do the Kurt Cobain!" *Awkward shrugs*

The Kurt Cobain by Wafflegoddess October 16, 2012