cobain'd

To be killed by a gun wound (usually in the head), but without determination on whether it was murder or suicide. Named after the whole murder/suicide conpiracy.

Cop: I hate cases where people get cobain'd. Its teh sux0rz.
Kid: What the friggin' fuck is a cobain?

by Bloopeh April 19, 2005

Cobain'd

When you're jacking off and you angle your dick just right so you shoot cum on your face with the power of a 20-gauge shotgun.

Bro: Dude, me and my girlfriend broke up. She Cobain'd me last night!
Dude: Really, bro?
Bro: Yeah dude, it got in my eye and it stung like a bitch.

by Handsome Jack Mehoff November 14, 2019

cobain'd

To have shotten yourself in the head (preferably with a shotgun) in the act of commiting suicide.

Poor Allan cobain'd before he could solve his problems. Suicide is so sad.

by suicide is fucking funny November 8, 2003

Cobain'd

The act of ejaculating a lot of sperm into your partner's mouth during oral, typically after having blue balls. In which the cumshot will be so intense, it will feel like a gunshot to the back of your partner's head. (credits to my gf)

"Bro my throat hurts, you fukin' Cobain'd me"
"My girl went down, gargling my shit after I came back from a christmas trip from my family, I Cobain'd her so hard"

by WhoWantsPancakes May 14, 2024

Kurt Cobain'd

The "Kurt Cobain'd" joke was originally created by a YouTube gamer, while making audio commentary for a playthrough of the popular role-playing game Fallout 3.

Getting "Kurt Cobain'd" pretty much equals to getting shot in the face by a shotgun. (also referred as "Shotgun Rain to the face")

It is also a reference to the death of the Nirvana band's lead singer, Kurt Cobain, who committed suicide by shooting himself in the head with a shotgun.

SHOTGUN RAIN! KURT COBAIN'D!

by Aspirin MacBeth July 25, 2010

Do a Kurt Cobain

To commit suicide with a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.

- "Did you hear about that guy the other day?"
- "No, what about him."
- "He did a Kurt Cobain."

--

- "I want to do a Kurt Cobain"

by Roy1984 May 23, 2008

cobains disease

coabins disease is a horrible disease which was established in 1999. six years after Kurt Cobains death, pretty much its when you can be sitting down in the most tranquil place when youll suddenly get really sharp pains and it can be anywhere in your body. it was established because Cobain wrote in his journal what it was like to have this disease. he got pains in his stomach and always had to vomit his pain away.

"dude why are you throwing up"

"sorry its just the cobains disease"
"thats alright then"

by PunkRockCobain July 7, 2011