The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
by gregben February 23, 2022
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Pronounced co-vadge. Refers to the the state of female genitalia during quarantine. Characterized by a foul odor brought on by unattended UTI, yeast infections, and improper wiping due to lack of toilet paper. Usually includes thick bush now stretching from mid-belly to past the anus.
by Big Bad Jays April 5, 2020
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"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016
Get the Coagulate mug.A voyage, but for some reason you're in a car. When you're in your car and also on a voyage, you're on a coyage.
Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:
- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage
Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:
- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage
Pack your bags, kids. We're going on a coyage!
I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.
I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.
by big boats master April 22, 2021
Get the coyage mug.ConAgra comes from the Aborigian word "Con-tin-tee" meaning ass-clown. Although this name was never used in the Aborigian diction, many people still use this word in many circles when talking about screwed up shows or things run by ass clowns. What actually is an Ass clown? Its someone who would spend time and effort trying to keep others down.
A major consumer products company in the United States uses the name ConAgra in everyday business.
The name goes back as far as the first settlers in the United States. The name was first used in business in the late 1970's when a famous inventor
A major consumer products company in the United States uses the name ConAgra in everyday business.
The name goes back as far as the first settlers in the United States. The name was first used in business in the late 1970's when a famous inventor
That mother effer is trying to keep me down. He is a f****ng ConAgra. He doesnt know what he is doing he is an conagra.
by Conagra March 25, 2008
Get the ConAgra mug.Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.
Don't be such a cobag.
You are a complete cobag.
What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.
EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!
You are a complete cobag.
What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.
EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!
by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005
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