WEP? time to covage the wifi from next door,
I covaged myself a good meal from the free buffet,
Quit covaging your cash and tip the hooker already!
I covaged myself a good meal from the free buffet,
Quit covaging your cash and tip the hooker already!
by Jewren McKee July 7, 2010
Get the covage mug.Pronounced co-vadge. Refers to the the state of female genitalia during quarantine. Characterized by a foul odor brought on by unattended UTI, yeast infections, and improper wiping due to lack of toilet paper. Usually includes thick bush now stretching from mid-belly to past the anus.
by Big Bad Jays April 5, 2020
Get the COVAG19 mug.A voyage, but for some reason you're in a car. When you're in your car and also on a voyage, you're on a coyage.
Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:
- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage
Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:
- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage
Pack your bags, kids. We're going on a coyage!
I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.
I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.
by big boats master April 22, 2021
Get the coyage mug.The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
by gregben February 23, 2022
Get the COVAG mug.A phenomenon of these covid related times... A "CoVag" is a large mass of female pubic hair that has not seen razor not wax strips since the start of lockdown
by Sacrelicious Flaps September 6, 2021
Get the CoVag mug.the visible gap between a woman's ass crack. Zero gap preferred, 1/4" is interesting, 1/2" is sloppy, 1" is too much, don't look not worth the eye time.
Excuse me maam but your clovage is looking spectacular today.
A chick that has a firm HARD butt that can hold a dime for any given amount of time :)
A chick that has a firm HARD butt that can hold a dime for any given amount of time :)
by Tony and Dan August 23, 2006
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