covage

To use something in a thrifty way, or procure something without paying for it. Sparing, saving.

WEP? time to covage the wifi from next door,

I covaged myself a good meal from the free buffet,

Quit covaging your cash and tip the hooker already!

covage by Jewren McKee July 7, 2010

COVAG19 

Pronounced co-vadge. Refers to the the state of female genitalia during quarantine. Characterized by a foul odor brought on by unattended UTI, yeast infections, and improper wiping due to lack of toilet paper. Usually includes thick bush now stretching from mid-belly to past the anus.

My girl was getting frisky during Tiger King and I was into it until I got a whiff of that COVAG19.

COVAG19 by Big Bad Jays April 5, 2020

coyage 

A voyage, but for some reason you're in a car. When you're in your car and also on a voyage, you're on a coyage.

Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:

- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage

Pack your bags, kids. We're going on a coyage!

I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.

coyage by big boats master April 22, 2021

COVAG 

The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.

News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.

COVAG by gregben February 23, 2022

CoVag 

A phenomenon of these covid related times... A "CoVag" is a large mass of female pubic hair that has not seen razor not wax strips since the start of lockdown

"Holy shit!!! I have never seen a pussy that hairy!!! What a fantastic CoVag...
Meowww

CoVag by Sacrelicious Flaps September 6, 2021

clovage 

the visible gap between a woman's ass crack. Zero gap preferred, 1/4" is interesting, 1/2" is sloppy, 1" is too much, don't look not worth the eye time.

Excuse me maam but your clovage is looking spectacular today.
A chick that has a firm HARD butt that can hold a dime for any given amount of time :)

clovage by Tony and Dan August 23, 2006

covalent 

when something is fighting for the last cookie

Bob: I want her cookie.

Jim: no it's mine.

Becca: stop being covalent

covalent by comewhat December 5, 2014