Clyst

Another word for the gooch

fuckin' hell, I've got such a sweaty clyst right now

by Hairyjapmandoo July 19, 2011

clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck

A Huge problem or situation

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!

by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

Clusterbark

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.

"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"

by suchacyn December 8, 2009

clusterflop

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

by Macsloan December 21, 2013